The Caminetti Cup

...is an annual golf tournament pitting the United States against Puerto Rico. Participants are required to have read The Green and must pass a test to prove it. The Cup was begun twenty years ago by a group of club pros, entirely on their own, and they didn't get around to telling Troon McAllister or the publishers about it until two years later. Some suspects that this is because they knew that Troon McAllister is a pseudonym for Lee Gruenfeld, whom they think is the worst golfer in the world, but we don't believe that because it's bullshit.