Jerry Falwell: The Terrorists Were Right

After 9/11, Osama bin Ladn claimed that God had ordained the attacks, America being a hothouse of immorality and sin. All of us in the west said bin Ladn was nuts; God would never do such a thing.

Then the Reverend Jerry Falwell came along and said that 9/11 was God's punishment for America being a hothouse of immorality and sin.

Holy smokes: bin Ladn was right.

One can only hope the president calls off the War On Terror now that he realizes that the terrorists were really angels doing God's bidding.

from: A Practical Guide for Everyday Living, by Lee Gruenfeld
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